From an old Onion article:
From LOL (Laugh out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back), Internet chat rooms have a shorthand all their own. Among the most popular abbreviations:
LODLSM: Logged on dressed like Sailor Moon
XIF: Christ, I'm fat
DYHTNTMBG?: Did you hear the new They Might Be Giants?
18/F/NYC: Pockmarked 64-year-old in bathrobe
IHTWBSAP: I have trouble with basic spelling and punctuation
JEOMK: Just ejaculated on my keyboard
NTBUSWAB: Not to bring up Star Wars again, but...
TOMTB: Taking off my training bra
CILYIMBF?: Can I lock you in my basement forever?
HOGMP: Hang on, getting more Pringles
WSTS: Weeping silently to self
So Joe and I drove down to Las Vegas last week. It was my first time there, here are my first impressions:
It may be the neon capital of the world.
There is enough food in Las Vegas to feed the entire world.
It takes lots of (motor-aided) walking to get from one place to the next
There's lots of wonderful kitch!
and Sex is sold everywhere and even though I consider myself the World's Unluckiest Gambler, I still had a great time and am eager to return to Las Vegas.
It is a sad, sad, horribly tragic day. My heart goes out to their friends and families, the campaign and everyone else who believed in the man.
Hello All,
Welcome to JRDN KDHL 2.0 aka the personal site of Jordan Koidahl aka the porcelain champ aka LJX aka Al aka mr. koidahl if you're nasty. Ive moved the site from my alma mater to a new host and the JordanKoidahl.com domain. I've put the toilet design on the shelf for the time being. Ive cleaned up the interface some, brightend the colors, added a random list of good music (reload this page), Ive also switched from blogger to movable type. Thanks for stopping, hopefully you'll comeback soon.
Now back to our regularily scheduled programing
EvanloveM: http://www.severscornmaze.com/maze-2002.html
JKatHome23: oh ma goodness
JKatHome23: i needs to be gettin a pumkin slinga
EvanloveM: yeah huh
EvanloveM: but shouldn't it be called the corn maize?
JKatHome23: whats under africa?
EvanloveM: idunno
EvanloveM: think it's a whale
JKatHome23: cool
JKatHome23: wellstone fina have an event there?
EvanloveM: i'm fina take you on a escapade there
JKatHome23: lets go!